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I am 11 years old. I am a chicken lover and this blog tells my story of when I got my first chickens. I hope this will help and entertain you.
Do you think Delila is a boy or a girl?
About Me
My sister
I have a little sister named Chicken Little. She isn't as obsessed with poultry as me at all. But she is definitely excited.
Wow chickens grow fast!!!
ReplyDeleteAbby
ReplyDeleteQ What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A A bird that lays down.
Chickens to go! Put some front wheels and a steering wheel on that thing and enter it in a race.
ReplyDeleteMy grandson has a racecar bed, but your chickens have a racecar house!
Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
ReplyDeleteA: Because it just ran out of cluck!
ABBY,
ReplyDeleteQ: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow ?
A: Roost beef!
Abby
ReplyDeleteThe farmer with lots of chickens posted the following sign:
"Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
Are the chickens still alive?
ReplyDeleteAbby,
ReplyDeleteQ Where are most chicks Hatched?
A In Chick-cago.
Mom and the EGG!
ReplyDeleteA man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My
wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."
"Three-Legged Chickens"
ReplyDeleteA man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running
alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with
him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken
stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed
him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So, he followed
the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car
and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer,
"What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said, "Well, everybody
likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a
millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said,
"Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
Abby,
ReplyDeleteQ: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
A: Because if he lifted that leg,
he would fall down!
Abby,
ReplyDeleteQ...How many chickens can you put in a empty chicken coop?
A...Just one, after that it isn't empty anymore!